Attention all semen enthusiasts!
We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.
It’s the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
buy me this
WTF is wrong you guys?
Who the hell are you trying to convince?
You DON’T EAT SEMEN
(it’s coo to swallow it)
I don’t GIVE A FUCK if you think this is cool.
THIS SHIT IS CLEARLY FUCKIN GROSS
IT’S literally the same shit as ovary eggs COOKING RECIPE.
GTFO this planet please.
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If you want to join, kindly message any of the following organizers: aiconsistent, batangueniia, beben-eleben, gawasalangit, israelmekaniko, kornibels, macrobryology, marckbolero, paolodee, porchipor or pusongpera.
Registration Fee: P250 (includes food, venue, sound system, and freebies)
Deadline of confirmation and payment is on December 13, 2013.
I did this guide about the different types of tattoos. if you think I forgot something, please let me know!
UV tattoos: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/uv
White ink: http://1337tattoos.com/tagged/white
*nope, I don’t have a category for new and old school because at least 60% of my daily posts are in these styles. you can look for something more specific on the categories page.
I’ve updated this post with white ink and realistic tattoos as requested. the quality of the images are crap, but tumblr won’t let me upload more than 10 images. also, I can’t believe the number of notes this has :o
I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
Because of Haiyan’s very recent devastation, please consider contributing to first-respondents efforts:
If you’re looking for someone missing in the Philippines, or if you have information about someone there, Google.org has launched the Typhoon Yolanda Person Finder. A Google crisis map has also been added to detail evacuation centers and areas designated for relief.
Charities and nongovernmental organizations (NGOs) from around the world are responding to this disaster. Many are detailed below with how they’re providing aid and how you can help them make a difference.
The Philippine Red Cross (PRC) has deployed rescue and relief teams to evaluate the damage in the areas devastated by Typhoon Haiyan. You can donate to the Philippine Red Cross by selecting the Supertyphoon Yolanda campaign on their donation page. The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies (IFRC) and Red Cross networks from around the world are supporting the Philippine Red Cross. Many have created specific funds for this disaster, including the American Red Cross, Canadian Red Cross and the British Red Cross.
The Salvation Army is on the ground serving storm survivors, primarily with food, water and shelter. Emergency Disaster Service teams have been providing help since the typhoon hit, but are challenged by the lack of accessible roads to transport goods and medical supplies. The non-profit has set up a designated fund for Haiyan relief efforts, which you can access here. You can also make a donation by calling 1-800-SAL-ARMY (1-800-725-2769).
The American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee (JDC) is working with local authorities, the Filipino Jewish community and their global partners to assist in providing for survivors’ immediate needs. You can support their efforts online or by phone at 1-212-687-6200.
CARE's emergency response teams are coordinating with local partners in the Philippines to provide food, water, shelter and health care for those in need. Their teams in Vietnam are preparing for the potential need there as Typhoon Haiyan continues its devastation. You can support CARE's efforts on their website, or by phone at 1-800-521-2273 within the United States or +1-404-681-2252 outside the U.S.
Catholic Relief Services, the official international humanitarian agency of the Catholic community in the U.S., is on the ground helping with water purification, shelter materials and essential living supplies. You can donate to the organization’s efforts online or you can call 1-877-435-7277. You can also type in your phone number on the website and a representative will call you back to take your donation.
Convoy of Hope's Global Disaster Response Team has shipping containers full of food and supplies on the way to the Philippines. The organization is preparing more supplies to be sent like canned goods, hygiene kits and water filtration units. You can visit Convoy of Hope's website to donate funds to their efforts or call 1-417-823-8998.
Mercy Corps is preparing to deliver food, water, temporary shelter and other basic supplies to devastated areas throughout the Philippines. You can support the organization by donating through their website, PayPal, or by calling 1-888-747-7440.
Oxfam America aid teams are on the ground in northern Cebu, northern and eastern Samar and Leyte, in the Eastern Visayas region in the Philippines. They’re working to provide immediate access to water and sanitation materials. You can support this effort by donating online to their Typhoon Haiyan Relief and Recovery Fund, or by phone at 1-800-776-9326.
Adventist Development and Relief Agency's (ADRA) emergency response team is working in Manila and in the province of Bohol to provide food, emergency relief and medical aid to those in need. They have launched an emergency appeal that you can support online or by phone at 1-800-424-2372.
The International Rescue Committee (IRC) has dispatched an emergency team to Manila and launched a $10 million appeal in order to ensure immediate needs like safe water, hygiene and sanitation are met. If you would like to contribute to their efforts, click here.
Operation Blessing International (OBI) has deployed disaster relief teams in multiple locations following the massive devastation from Typhoon Haiyan. The organization is providing clean water and food, emergency shelter materials and medical assistance. To help the charity’s mission, you can make a contribution on their website.
Food and water
The World Food Programme was already providing emergency food assistance in the Philippines following the October earthquake. With these emergency food stocks stretched thin, they’re now mobilizing additional supplies and are flying in 40 tons of fortified biscuits in the coming days. Additional food supplies are needed. You can help these efforts by donating online or by calling 1-202-747-0722 domestically or +39-06-65131 for international calls.
Samaritan’s Purse has sent disaster relief specialists, including water and nutrition experts, to the Philippines to deliver immediate aid. They have launched the Philippines Emergency Relief fund for this disaster, which you can support online or by phone at 1-828-262-1980.
World Vision is responding in the Philippines by first providing emergency food and clean water. They will also work to create child-friendly spaces and help families rebuild from this disaster. They have launched a Philippines Disaster Response Fund that you can support online or by calling 1-888-511-6443.
Action Against Hunger is on the ground providing drinking water and survival kits containing buckets, soap and chlorine tablets. They’re also working to distribute sanitation equipment to prevent outbreaks of waterborne diseases. They’re requesting assistance and you can help by donating online or by calling 1-877-777-1420.
ShelterBox was already in the Philippines providing shelter after the 7.2 earthquake that hit Bohol on October 15. They are now expanding their operations to provide tents and essential equipment for families left homeless after Typhoon Haiyan. You can support their work in the Philippines either online or by calling 1-941-907-6036.
Habitat for Humanity is already providing help to 30,000 families with shelter repair kits to rebuild their damaged homes. You can support this work by donating from the Philippines to their Re-Build Philippines Fund or from the U.S. by contributing to their Disaster Response Fund. You can also make a donation by phone at 1-800-HABITAT.
Architecture for Humanity is mobilizing to assist with post-disaster reconstruction and the organization’s working with local architects to identify the most critical rebuilding needs. You can support their Super Typhoon Haiyan Response online, by calling 1-415-963-3511 or by texting REBUILD to 85944 to make a $10 donation from your mobile phone.
Americares has an emergency shipment on the way to the Philippines with enough medical aid for 20,000 survivors, including antibiotics, wound care supplies and pain relievers. You can support Americares with an online donation or by calling 1-800-486-4357.
International Medical Corps has pre-positioned medical supplies and their team is on the ground coordinating with their partners in the Philippines to distribute and provide medical aid. You can support their Typhoon Haiyan Emergency Response fund online or by calling 1-800-481-4462.
More than 1.5 tons of emergency medicine and medical supplies are en route to the Philippines from Direct Relief. The supplies include antibiotics, pain relievers, nutritional supplements, antifungal medications, wound dressings and chronic disease medicines. You can call in your donation by dialing 1-805-964-4767 or you can go online to support the organization.
Médecins Sans Frontières/Doctors without Borders (MSF) have emergency teams in Cebu city with an additional 50 people including medical personnel, logisticians and psychologists arriving in the Philippines in the next few days. They’ll bring tents, supplies of drugs, medical equipment and material to purify water, as well as essential plastic sheeting, cooking items and hygiene kits. Teams will monitor possible outbreaks of infectious diseases. An additional cargo is being prepared due to leave later this week from Bordeaux with an inflatable hospital and medical material. You can make your donation by calling 1-212- 763-5779 or online.
The U.S. Fund for UNICEF is helping children and their families in the Philippines receive shelter, clean water, nutrition and vaccines. Their emergency response can be supported online or by calling 1-800-367-5437. You can also donate directly to UNICEF in the Philippines here.
Save the Children is offering disaster relief support for children in the Philippines, Laos and Vietnam after Typhoon Haiyan. The charity has pre-positioned relief material kits for children and families, which will include toiletries, household cleaning items, temporary school tents and learning materials. You can support their Philippines Annual Monsoon and Typhoon Children in Emergency Fund online. You can also donate by phone at 1-800-728-3843.
Emergency response teams from ChildFund International prepositioned supplies, including emergency kits and tents, and made arrangements with local suppliers to access food and non-food relief supplies. The organization is also preparing to setup child- centered spaces where kids can feel safe. Donate to ChildFund online to help children cope and recover confidence after this disaster.
Teams from Plan are also on the ground responding to the needs of children and their families. Their priorities are vulnerable youngsters and communities in rural locations. You can support their appeal on their website.
If you have questions, kindly message me or Pat.
Moreover, we have still limited slots/tickets for the meetup. If you want to purchase, kindly TA Maica or tweet her. The deadline of payment is on November 15, Friday, 4:00PM. Fore more info about the meetup, click here. For RSVP, click here.
SPREAD THE WORD.
I’m sure you’re familiar about the disaster that has struck our nation—particularly the central part of our country. Nobody wanted this to happen but it did and all we can do is provide help for those in need. And we sure can, of course.
In line with this, I’m organizing an acoustic-show-slash-meetup-event this coming Sunday, November 17, 3 p.m. at Anonas, QC. I’ll provide directions for the exact place when it’s final.
So what will happen? This is a Tumblr meetup, so you know what happens: you go there, you get to meet people, spend time with them, the usual. In addition, there will be some acoustic performances from people in and out of Tumblr (I will play, too, and maybe my band; and if you want to play or you know anyone who’s willing, just tell me so).
The event, though, will cost you some. The entrance fee will be 50 pesos. But don’t fret! The money that will be collected will be donated to the victims—every single cent of it. There will also be a booth that will collect donations aside from money. Please bring food, water, toiletries, underwear, sanitary napkins, clothing, etc.
Also, to those who want to sell their merchandise (may it be clothing, food, or anything), feel free to do so, as long as a part of your sales will be donated to the cause.
That’s all. I’ll post the meetup RSVP right after it gets approved.
Oh, the foundation that I contacted is Oxfam International. They will make sure that everything you give in this event will surely go to the people who need them.
(and please reblog haha)
Kailangan lang talaga. Marami na kasing magdodonate sana kaso nadedeny, e need na ASAP. Okay na naman Dad ko but we still need donors for blood replacement sa blood bank. Please, we need your help, guys.
For those who are willing:
- Any blood type will do.
- We are at the Makati Medical Center (2 Amorsolo St. Legaspi Village, Makati City; near RCBC Plaza, Ayala ave.)
- We need donors ASAP. Maybe tom or the next day (nov. 13 or 14) or I’ll inform you guys if donors will still be needed after this week.
- Please inform me of your contact info : http://mhayonnaise.tumblr.com/ask
Who can donate?
- 18-65 yrs old male or female
- At least 110 pounds or 50 kilos
- For women, 2-3 days after menstruation. Pero kung willing kayo pero kakatapos nyo lang, pwede naman kayo itest if pwede kayo makapag donate.
- NOTE: itetest padin naman kayo before donation. You’ll be safe.
Preparations (PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THESE)
- enough rest and sleep
- No alcohol intake 24 hours prior to blood donation.
- No medications for at least 24 hours prior to donation.
- Allow 2 hours fasting (no food intake) prior donation
- DRINK PLENTY OF FLUID like water or juice.
Thank you, guys. God bless.
P.S. Please bring a valid ID for confirmation of your basic info. Name lang naman kailangan nila dun. If college students are also willing, school IDs will do. Thanks!